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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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