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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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