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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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