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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍

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