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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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