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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮

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