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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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