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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rocky eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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