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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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