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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍

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