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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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