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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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