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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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