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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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