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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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