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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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