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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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