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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮

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