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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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