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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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