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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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