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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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