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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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