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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Toby eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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