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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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