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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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