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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rosie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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