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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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