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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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