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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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