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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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