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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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