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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Poppy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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