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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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