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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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