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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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