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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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