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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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