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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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