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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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