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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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