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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet goldfish 🐠 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗

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