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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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