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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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