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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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