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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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