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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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