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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pebbles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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