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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Princess eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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