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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Piper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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