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Pet death
My
father
had their beloved pet
parrot 🦜
Izzy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a hyena 🐺
a bull 🐮
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
a hippo 🦛
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a velociraptor 🦖
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