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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Izzy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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