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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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