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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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