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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Peanut eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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