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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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