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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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