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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Sparky eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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